An hour a week
with three women who get it.
An hour on Zoom. You and three other mums in a small room, fifteen minutes each on the thing that matters to you. No pitching, no performing, no advice from someone trying to sell you something — just a proper conversation with women who get it.
You pick a session
Coffee, a question, or business. One hour, one small room, same time every week.
Four mums, one room
We put you in a breakout room with three other mums. Fifteen minutes each. No audience, no big group.
You leave with something
An answer, an idea, or a woman who has already been there. That is the whole point.
Five ways to take a Paws
From £2.50 a session. One hour. Fifteen minutes each.
Free if you're a Funopolis member — book with the email your membership is under.
Coffee Paws
Four mums, one coffee, one hour.
The easiest way in. No question needed, no prep, nothing to bring but a brew. You drop into a small room with three other mums and just talk — about the week, the school run, the thing nobody else finds funny. Most people say the hour goes too fast.
- Runs
- Tuesdays, 11:00
- Length
- One hour
- Next session
- Tuesday 29 September
- Price
- £2.50
Ask Paws
One question. Three minds on it.
You've been turning something over for weeks. Bring that one thing — sleep, school, SEND, going back to work, a friendship that's gone strange — and put it to three mums who have been there. You'll tell us what it is when you book, so the room is ready for you.
- Runs
- Thursdays, 18:45
- Length
- One hour
- Next session
- Thursday 1 October
- Price
- £2.50
Accountability Paws
No motivation? Borrow ours.
For getting healthy and losing weight when the motivation just isn't there. Turn up every week, talk to others on the same journey, and declare what you've lost — never what you weigh. Swap what's worked in the kitchen, how much you've moved, and what got in the way. Same hour, same women, every week.
- Runs
- Mondays, 18:45
- Length
- One hour
- Next session
- Monday 5 October
- Price
- £2.50
Single Mums Paws
No partner to tag in.
For mums doing it on their own. An hour on Zoom with three other women who know exactly what that's like — no partner to tag in, no one to take over at bath time. Bring whatever's hard this week, or just listen in. No advice from anyone selling you something, and no being told you're inspiring for coping.
- Runs
- Thursdays, 20:00
- Length
- One hour
- Next session
- Thursday 1 October
- Price
- £2.50
Business Paws
For mums who run something — or are starting to.
Whether you're three years in or still at the idea stage, bring the thing that's stuck. Pricing, getting the first customers, whether to say yes to that job, how to fit it round the school run. You'll be in a room with mums doing the same juggle — and no one will try to sell you anything.
- Runs
- Thursdays, 12:30
- Length
- One hour
- Next session
- Thursday 1 October
- Price
- £7.50
Set apart from the mums' sessions
Run an indoor play centre?
Indoor Play Paws is for the people who run the centres, not the mums who visit them. Same hour, same small rooms, fifteen minutes each — but everyone in the room is an owner. It runs at 8pm UK time so the American owners can join in their afternoon.
Indoor Play Paws
For the people who run the play centres.
You run a soft play centre — or you are opening one — and the things that keep you up at night are the ones nobody outside the industry understands. Pricing, staffing, parties, capacity, the family who complains every single week. Bring one of those to a room of other owners and get three heads on it. Most of the room joins from America, so it runs at 8pm UK time — 3pm in New York, midday in Los Angeles.
- Runs
- Mondays, 20:00
- Length
- One hour
- Next session
- Monday 5 October
- Price
- £7.50
The house rules
- Be kind — everyone here is doing her best.
- No selling and no pitching to each other.
- What is shared in the room stays in the room.
- This is lived experience, not professional medical or legal advice.